Frankly, I don’t think I could hang out with you if you weren’t the vice type of guy.”
“Well then, you’ll be pleased to know that I’m still drinking and I’m still wanking to porn.”
“That’s my boy,

“You, ginger balls, you shut the fuck up.”

“He might have loved something else more, that’s all. Look, love and respect don…”

“Not that it was a crazy complicated skill, but operating an espresso machine du…”

“Perry, I’ve wanted you since the moment I saw you. I’m not going to stop showin…”