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“I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show ho…”

“Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to …”

“The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has…”

“My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. …”