Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point them in the right direction.

“Last night I snuck an orchestra into the elevator at my apartment. We made elev…”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“I know her name. I remember because I forgot. That’s one of the joys of love. W…”

“A mustache on a stick would not only be tastier than a popsicle, but ticklier t…”