From afar they looked like sexy legs, until I got closer and saw they belonged to a man, not an Amanda.

“I’ll keep you in my heart forever, just so long as you don’t clog up my arterie…”

“Dancing? Not only do I have two left feet, but they’re different sizes. And I d…”

“He’s got the curly Irish hair. You can’t eat him because he might be your fathe…”

“The fastest I’ve ever fallen in love is 17 miles per hour. But I was safe, beca…”