From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebecca wasn’t serendipitous. (I’m not throwing that word out there to illustrate my broad vocabulary, but rather to show that I am a John Cusack fan). 


“Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Mayb…”

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”

“I am Captain Aptitude. Well, I will be, once I get acclimated to the climate at…”