From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.

“I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a ba…”

“Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.”

“I respect a man not for the clothes he wears, but for the clothes he doesn’t we…”

“How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis i…”