Fuck me. I'm so tired of being me. Me beautiful. Me ugly. Blonde. Brunette. A million fucking fashion makeovers that only leave me trapped being me.

“It turns out, my suitcase was vibrating on departure from Dulles, according to …”

“A thud, and the second wheel hits the tarmac. The staccato of a hundred seat-be…”

“In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you.”

“If you never have sex you never gain a sense of power. You never gain a voice o…”