Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time too.

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“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if yo…”

“Don’t be surprised if I try to stab you with a club sandwich sword. I will defe…”