Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not as lucky.

“My computer set-up is crazy. I have wireless set up on my iMac, aimed at a rout…”

“I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it…”

“A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the l…”

“A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, beca…”