Gilly Gilleshpee

“You’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportu…”

“I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-we…”

“My motto is: When in doubt, just keep lying. Even if you're terrible at it.”

“What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a leth…”