Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hold yourself together.

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope …”

“I’d like to build a boat out of those little wooden planks that Starbucks provi…”

“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For on…”

“I’ll take off my coat in the restaurant and drape it over my pants, which I’ll …”