God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that reason is, but I’m sure it’s a good one.

“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love li…”

“The only lip I want to hear from you is you kissing my ear.”

“Of all the bars in the world, prison is the worst, followed closely by the ones…”

“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I …”