Good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget.

“Okay,” he said. “I gotta go to sleep. It’s almost one.” 
“Okay,” I said.
 “Okay…”

“I am thinking that I don't want this to happen. I don't want to die. I don't wa…”

“You can learn a lot about government from donkey balls.”

“Time's a slut, she screws with everyone.”