Half of me wants to do it, while the other half says, No, amputate the other side of your body.

“When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to …”

“A blanket could be used to say I’m sorry without using words, gestures, body la…”

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics ar…”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”