Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end up kissing a bunch of pubes.

“As the red leaf warns: winter will be with us soon enough. If only I could bott…”

“Break-ups are survivable. It´s the aftershocks that get you.”

“Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks t…”

“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return t…”