Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don’t get it down on paper it decomposes in my head.
 This work is composed entirely of compost.

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of c…”

“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.”

“My nickname in high school was Catch 22. Not because I was a walking dilemma, b…”

“A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee …”