Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“A brick could be a politician, if you attached strings, taught it to dance, and…”

“How’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell.”

“I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes …”