Have an apple. It’s bruised. I beat the hell out of it.

“I could save money if I ate my coworker’s pussy for lunch, rather than going to…”

“A picture is worth a thousand words, but is 400% less valuable, because a pictu…”

“I’d like to let another person reveal my personality, and I’d like this person …”

“I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the othe…”