Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

“[Her] work taught me that you could be all the traditional feminine things -- a…”

“Some of us have a ragged faith. You cry for a long time, and then after that ar…”

“Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my…”

“You were loved because God loves, period. God loved you, and everyone, not beca…”