He decided there was no point in telling her he'd looked in the fridge and seen none of these things. There'd just be some variation of his mother's standard crack about Male Refrigeration Blindness Syndrome.

“You'd think the man could have called her once, she thought, scowling at her bo…”

“Brian closed the condition book, pressed his fingers to his tired eyes. Like Pa…”

“Why stop now? Seduce me, Brian.I dare you.""I've always found it hard to turn a…”

“That dog'll roll in the snow, run in the snow, eat the damn snow, but he wont t…”