He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.

“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below r…”

“So confusing. It was some kind of magic, I knew that for sure, but I didn't und…”

“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a ca…”

“Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said. "Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'be…”