He has a face like chiseled stone. Of course, I could just be thinking that because I am staring at his statue. He is more handsome than a mountain. Barely.

“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”

“I don’t like the term “Average Joe.” I prefer “Dolly,” because not only is the …”

“Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a specia…”

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”