He may be a malevolent sorcerer, but Tiny Cooper is his own goddamned man, and if he wants to be a gigantic skipper, then that's his right as a huge American.

“Dude, you're such a geek. And that's coming from an overweight Star Trek fan wh…”

“Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It sui…”

“Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.”

“Margo always loved mysteries. And in everything that came afterward, I could ne…”