He said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.

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“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“After a lot of stalling and posturing, I finally admitted I had feelings for he…”

“I've never had a one-night stand with anybody over the course of a whole weeken…”