He told me he had a wife and daughter, and then he showed me a picture of an 8-year-old girl, to which I said, “Don’t you think she’s a bit too young to be a wife and mother?” Fucking pedophiles.

“A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very …”

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“Who art thou, Art? Do you make art the way I make love—with a paintbrush?”

“I unwind with wine—or a few counter clockwise turns.”