He was a cheeky bastard, especially when he talked with a thong in his mouth.

“I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and be…”

“Sometimes when I read before bed I get so tired that my eyes gloss over the sen…”

“A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting…”

“I designed a dress out of scotch tape. If you wear my dress, you can be dressed…”