He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party.

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”

“I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.”

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a too…”

“I am fun, friendly, and I know how to use the third comma in a list of three di…”