He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party.

“The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the…”

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I c…”

“I don’t like boxing. I prefer bagging.”