He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a sloppily wrapped birthday present. But it’s not his fault. I tried to wrap him as tight as I could without restricting movement.

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”

“A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.
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“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up p…”

“I have hair on my chest. And it’s purring.”