Hell, if a neighbour were to stick their head out their window and see a tattooed god ramming a chick in the neighbour’s backyard all lit by romantic lights, they’d probably watch. I’d watch too.

“Honestly kiddo? You’re beautiful. You use your weight as an excuse but you’re j…”

“True love doesn't have a sick desperation to it, and undercurrent of doom. Peop…”

“So you're okay with me being your boyfriend? I'll treat you real nice. We can g…”

“I would do anything for you, at any time of the day.”