Hell if I know. That's for smart people like you to figure out. I'm just trying to get college guys to speed up their blow jobs.

“Wow." I hadn't thought Dimitri could be any cooler, but I was wrong. "You beat …”

“I have to get back there." I said to Adrian. "Into that door."He arched an eyeb…”

“Even Christian—the poster child for "smartass"—looked grim.”

“If the other person says "Fuck Off," well, then, deal. Move on.”