Her car is being repaired, so I offered to give her a lift to work tomorrow. I hope she likes piggyback rides.

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, b…”

“Love is like a rolling rock—with wheels. And legs, too! But no breaks or shoes …”

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”