Her last name is Bunch, but her first name isn’t Brady. And there was a bunch of her (she was obese). Still, I liked her a bunch.

“The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.”

“I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I …”

“A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss…”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sa…”