Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.


“There was an amazing party last night. I would have asked you to come with me, …”

“Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.”

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”

“Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge,…”