Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be.

“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For on…”

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

“I was reminded of my ex girlfriend the other day. It’s amazing that something a…”

“For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noti…”