Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m confused about the time, but not about the fact that I’m in love.

“Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t mea…”

“My love is like a crumbly cookie. It’s very hard to give all of it to just one …”

“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the ba…”

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get…”