Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just like Chris T.


“Let’s say you’re a politician. You’re still you, but you are an elected officia…”

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal …”

“When the fog lifts on this economy, I think we’ll find a lot of people refusing…”

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter tha…”