Here you’ll find everything you don’t need—and much less!

“My book is a light read. Seriously, it probably weighs 3.33 ounces. That’s pret…”

“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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“My love is useful, and my love is for sale. (Batteries not included).”

“I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.”