Here's the thing: the strings are already attached.

“Her green eyes meet mine in the Guinness mirror behind the bar and it feels lik…”

“He was the person all of us should be, but most of us aren't. And if I could ha…”

“...chicks are naturally attracted to the scent of badass”

“She beams at me and it’s almost enough to make up for the fact that I’m harder …”