He’s a winner and a millionaire four times over. Though I’m not a millionaire, I’ve at least won five times.

“If I met a man who had eleven sons, the first thing I’d ask is, Are they all yo…”

“As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be…”

“Do they make chin straps with knives attached? If they do, I need one. You can …”

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”