He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.

“If I owned the Grand Canyon, it would be my largest antique.”

“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, el…”

“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”

“If love were a color, it'd be orange. Not because that's a romantic color, but …”