He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.

“When trying to find the words to tell her how much I loved her, I stumbled acro…”

“Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.”

“If you’re tired of taking one step forward and two steps back, just turn around…”

“I’m an artist. I’m a cave painter. Archaeologists and art critics of the future…”