he's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a fur bikini either.

“I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, thou…”

“He shone all over. Only Magnus, Simon thought resignedly, would have access to …”

“The moment his hand closed about the stone, light blazed from it again, raying …”

“My hair is naturally blonde... Just for the record. ~ Jace”