Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.

“As sure as water's wet and days are long and a friend will always disappoint yo…”

“Her skin is cold, and clammy; her eyes are the color of sky, on the grey, wet d…”

“I suppose I could claim that I had suspected that the world was a cheap and sho…”

“October knew, of course, that the action of turning a page, of ending a chapter…”