His breath smelled like a one-inch tall man wearing stinky socks used his tongue as a treadmill. Talking to him only reminded me how out of shape I am.

“Some words are invisible—namely spoken words—but that only means I read them wi…”

“I prefer kissing over dinner. Not that I prefer kissing to dinner, but I prefer…”

“I’ll weave the waves into a sea blanket of goodbye.
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“I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an e…”