His child was now officially smarter than he was, and he didn’t like it.

“Commandment #1: Believe in yourself. Commandment #2: Get over yourself.”

“I fold my laundry discretely, putting my jeans and tops on anything I don’t wan…”

“He knows. I can see it in his eyes, he feels how much I love him still, and may…”

“Family gatherings were... um, let's see, what's the word I'm looking for?... He…”