His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and blushed, oncoming traffic would come to a complete stop.

“I steal cracker packets. I hoard them. Once my collection is large enough, I’ll…”

“I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.”

“The Federal Reserve was created after a 1913 meeting in Jekyll Island, Ga that …”

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But ther…”