His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, unlike his shirt (he isn’t wearing one).

“I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.”

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”

“I sell my wares to the world. My underwears.”