His last name was Worthless. Or was that just the perfect word to describe him? Shouldn’t our names summarize who we are? If so, I want to be called Al Auttalovetogive.

“I’m crazy in love. I’m just crazy.”

“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the sec…”

“I can’t see the wind. I can only see the effects of the wind, namely your love …”

“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t kn…”