His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women doubly horny (randy).

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”

“And the next morning, after a night of passionate sex, I said those three littl…”

“My motto: I’ll do it today, or tomorrow, or the next day, or not.”

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”