His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.

“I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronun…”

“You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”

“You won’t ever catch me wearing an oven mitt, because what’s wrong with a regul…”

“Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.”